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F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in SchoolHistory that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Tarcherperigee
Published: 08/11/2020
ISBN: 9780593189412
Pages: 240
Weight: 0.83lbs
Size: 7.40h x 7.50w x 0.70d
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★★★★★ 5
Good wallet
Size: One Size, Color: Carhartt Brown (Bifold)
Good purchase. You won’t regret it.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Leather Wallet
Size: One Size, Color: Black (Bifold)
Decent item. The leather feels nice and soft.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Will Last Forever
Size: One Size, Color: Black (Bifold), Size: One Size, Color: Black (Bifold)
I’m writing this review after owning the wallet for about two years. I will only buy Carhartt wallets after the first one I had about 8 years ago, and this wallet is a prime example of why. It is the most durable wallet on the market. It is minimalist, but attractive. The best part is that it is made of high quality leather that develops a nice patina over time and looks even better with age in my opinion. It’s the perfect thickness to stay together for years without undue wear, and soft enough to be maneuvered easily, even with pre-arthritic fingers. This wallet is the best value for the money because it will last forever. I’ve owned 2, but only because I lost one.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy wallet
Size: One Size, Color: Carhartt Brown (Bifold)
Great basic wallet
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Toughness & Durability that Carhartt is known for.
Size: One Size, Color: Carhartt Brown (Bifold)
This wallet is working out very nicely. It is comfortable and fits many cards without feeling bulky. I would buy again. Of course, it has the typical toughness/durability that Carhartt is known for and it matches my backpack. :)
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2026
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