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Unlimited Ma Gongs

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Unlimited Ma GongsThis listing includes a traditional Chinese gong mallet. The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong. Man bites dog. Sure, we've heard that before. But Man bites gong? The phrase 'Man Bites Dog' is humorous or thought provoking because we ascribe a certain animal unpredictability to the dog, and civility to the

This listing includes a traditional Chinese gong mallet.


The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell-like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong.

Man bites dog. Sure, we've heard that before. But Man bites gong?

The phrase 'Man Bites Dog' is humorous or thought provoking because we ascribe a certain animal unpredictability to the dog, and civility to the human, but many times, the dog appears more loyal and calm, and the man more wild and ferocious.

And the same with the 7" Ma Gong. Its tones can be unpredictable and wild, but really it serves its master, us, like a devoted animal. While how we strike it is the wild unpredictable streak.

Hence the photo here.



Man, hereby represented by the Head Mallethead of Gongs Unlimited, is now a dog, or nature, and the gong, has been bitten by him.


The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell-like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong.

The 8” Ma Gong beard of the djinns because, and I quote his djinniness, “I wanted to have a face only a Ma Gong could love.”



He added and I quote again, “This way it would be easier to tell if other gods genuinely liked me, or if they were only hanging out with me for my wishes.”

He also wants all the fashionistas out there to know that the Ma Gongs are widely available and he would use his powers to make sure everyone who ordered one got a complimentary mallet included.

Ah, he is one of the more benevolent deities.

More on Near Deities Fashion Week.

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Kirstyn Shearer
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Solid win for any chewing pup!
Size: Small, Color: Broccoli 3 Pack, Size: Small, Color: Broccoli 3 Pack
My pup loves them! Long lasting plus health benefits for his teeth, 10/10 would recommend 💖
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Stef
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Shark dog approved
Size: Large, Color: Broccoli, Size: Large, Color: Broccoli
My new baby shark.... I mean puppy really enjoys chewing. I can't just give her a ton of pig ears or bully sticks all day, which she would definitely love, so I'm constantly looking for well made chew toys. I'd put this right up with Kong. Very durable and nice. I also love the different textures, she seems to also love it. She can gnaw at the top and chew on the stem. She wanted it as soon as I opened it - it does smell like bacon but I haven't taken a chomp at it to be able to write a complete review! My dog is about 23 lbs but I can see a 80 lb dog chew this, it's not small.
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Nunya B
Houston, US
★★★★★ 4
So cute
Size: Large, Color: Pumpkin
My French Bulldogs have really strong jaws and are aggressive chewers. These really are sturdy and last a good amount of time. They are a bit heavy and awkward for my dogs to hold onto but they do like them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
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Brandy REVIEWS
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute toy and super tough!
Size: Small, Color: Lobster
My small dog is a serious chewer, and this lobster toy has been holding up great. Usually, he destroys toys within a day, but this one’s still going strong after a couple of weeks. The shape is perfect — easy for him to grab and chew, and the little claws keep him entertained. The filet mignon flavor must be good because he goes right for it every time. It’s sturdy without being too hard on his teeth, and it doesn’t leave any mess or pieces behind. If you’ve got a small but mighty chewer, this one’s definitely worth it. Cute design, lasts forever, and keeps my pup busy — total win. 🦞🐾
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SS
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent toy
Size: X-Large, Color: Lobster
Very durable. Dog who has destroyed every toy ever purchased loves this and it is still in great condition.
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