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Beards vs Mullets Hand Towel

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Beards vs Mullets Hand TowelBeards are Cool, Mullets are Not A PSA for Your Bathroom Tired of passive aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs in the past. This design is available on your choice of high quality white cotton towels: Flour Sack 28" x

Beards are Cool, Mullets are Not — A PSA for Your Bathroom

Tired of passive-aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking — loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) — because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs... in the past.

This design is available on your choice of high-quality white cotton towels:
• Flour Sack — 28" x 29":Light, airy, and ready to keep your bathroom classy
• Waffle/Dobby Weave — 15" x 26":Textured, compact, and packs a punch of sass
• Terrycloth — 16" x 30":Soft, sturdy, and boldly opinionated

A few things to know:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request.
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (towels like to keep it casual).
• Wash before use to maximize fluff and fabulousness.
• Thread is polyester and bleach-friendly — your design stays loud and proud.
• Each piece is handmade to order, so no two towels (or toilet paper opinions) are exactly alike.
• Customization beyond towel type or thread color may incur an extra fee.

Let your bathroom decor make the statement you’ve been dying to scream: toilet paper goes over. Always.

Want more brutally honest bathroom truth bombs? Follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook and stock up before the TP runs out.

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Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Good design
Size: 10.5, Color: Cognac, Size: 10.5, Color: Cognac
Nice design and perfect craftsmanship. For the shoe material, the quality is ok.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
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Marina Eshak
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
Light but average
Size: 10.5, Color: Black
Three stars. These are very lightweight and seem fine for the price, but the leather felt a bit too thin for what I was looking for. I didn’t even end up trying them on because they just didn’t feel like they would hold up long term. They’re not bad if you need something inexpensive for occasional wear, but I wanted something that would last. It felt like they might scratch easily, so I decided to return these and go with a more expensive option instead.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2026
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Remo Garrovillo
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Size: 9, Color: Cognac
Good quality and fit is true to size
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026
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Tabascoroni
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Good quality and seem durable for the shorter term.
Size: 9.5, Color: Black
Comfortable. Great for Wedding, Funeral. Not for long term I do not think. Seem almost like patent leather
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2026
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Fahim
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 1
Bad, very bad
Size: 8.5, Color: Cognac
They are plastic. The quality is zero bro then I send it to me my refund.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026

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