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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of Christmas

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Horrible Suggestions Adult 12 Days of ChristmasCountdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole punched at top for hanging, cello sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days. Under the scratch offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!): Get yourself added to some naughty lists. Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.

Countdown the 12 days of Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch-off calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole-punched at top for hanging, cello-sleeved. Think Advent calendar, but for 12 days.

Under the scratch-offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!):
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- Get yourself added to some naughty lists.
- Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.
- Compliment a neighbor on their new bulbs.
- At the gym, call everyone working out an ugly sweater.
- Put that “ho” in holiday!
- Kick off a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays debate for fun.
- Santa Practice! Grab that list, find an old man’s lap, & prove how good you’ve been.
- Order take-out! Make sure to request it be gift-wrapped.
- Self on the Elf.
- Better climb into that chimney to make sure Santa will fit.
- See how many times you can jingle it all the way.
- Act out Jesus’ birth.

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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Good for a few weeks for large dogs
Color: Blue
It held up for a few weeks. The arms and tip of the tail were chewed off. Had to throw it away so my dogs wouldnt eat the parts that they chewed off. It kept them busy for a while.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2026
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Betty and Bill H.
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Dog likes it, but is very hard material around smaller dogs when he is playing and running
Color: Blue
My 22lb dog loves this chew. We have owned it just for one day. He immediately loved it and he races through the house holding it in his mouth like a grand prize. I have concerns to the hardness of the ends of it, the material is very hard, and the tail comes to an end shape that could hurt other pets in a multidog home if it hit or stuck in them. I have two smaller chihuahua dogs, one who has lost an eye so this is something to be careful about with other dogs running with this toy. This may not affect a one dog home. Best to observe the dog while playing with it around others.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
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barb belshe
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Withstands very aggressive chewing
Color: Blue
We have a very active and aggressive chewer. Items identified for aggressive chewers are “Gone in 60 Seconds”. This toy is amazing. It has withstood Jake’s many attempts to destroy it and is one of his favorites! It is not hard like acrylic but is hard rubber with some give decreasing risk of fractured teeth. Best toy yet!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Candace McCullough
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy
Color: Blue
I bought this almost a year go. My dog is still chewing on it! Nothing last this long with her. She is a 100lb Rottweiler that is a strong chewer.
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Dawn Clegg
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Well loved
Color: Blue, Color: Blue
We just got this sweet girl from the shelter a few days ago. She's had this toy for 2 days and already chomped off one of the legs. She does have other toys so she doesn't play with this one all the time but she does like it a lot! It's very hard and durable on the ends. But as you can see, it's not indestructible. She carries this little guy around the house like they're BFFs. It's super adorable.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026

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