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Legs and the Two-Ton Dick

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Legs and the Two-Ton DickWhen Talia Green answers a Craigs List ad to work for the faux fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes shell be a glorified errand girl but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Busters foul mouthed wife and muse Minnie Throw in a two timing

When Talia Green answers a CraigÕs List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes sheÕll be a glorified errand girl É but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio.
And the prime suspect is BusterÕs foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie É
Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist, a music mogul with incredible partying skills, a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret, a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean, and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!

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