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The Pit Dweller

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The Pit DwellerMulti tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F. B. I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the days ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices. Fear not, Prospective Reader, this aint no

Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsÑa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F.B.I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the dayÕs ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.

Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ainÕt no book Õbout some dude livinÕ in a hole.

It's about a guyÉ No. No-no, itÕs more than that.

The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many charactersÑall shapes, sizes, varieties and backgroundsÑas they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ainÕt so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.

Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep, induced by the previous eveningÕs devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew andÑadmittedlyÑway too much garlic bread.

ÒHIS BEST EVER. Matthews went the distance on this one. The Pit Dweller not only takes THE TIPPY-TOP SPOT in the character-driven, dad-brained crime-comÕ-romÕ-dramÕ genre, it takes the cake, adds some sprinkles and serves it up on a paper plateÑthe high-quality kind, not that cheap stuffÑwith a tiny cup of Blue Bell Dutch-chocolate ice cream and a small tongue-depressor-of-a-spoon. Grab a slice, take a cup and savor the jocular journey. AN INSTANT NON-DAIRY, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-OCCULT CLASSIC.Ó

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