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Aqua-Cock Glow-In-The-Dark Silicone DildoA Deep Sea Ride You'll Never Forget Key Features Fantasy Dildo: With a glittery, sunburst of colors that layer on top of each other, a round thick bump in the center of the shaft, textured ridges that stimulate every sensitive spot, and a pointed tip that helps slide it inside, this Creature Cock is truly mind blowing! Premium Silicone: With a firm, flexible core and soft, squishy outsides, this phthalate free and body safe premium silicone is best
A Deep Sea Ride You'll Never Forget
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: With a glittery, sunburst of colors that layer on top of each other, a round thick bump in the center of the shaft, textured ridges that stimulate every sensitive spot, and a pointed tip that helps slide it inside, this Creature Cock is truly mind blowing!
- Premium Silicone: With a firm, flexible core and soft, squishy outsides, this phthalate-free and body-safe premium silicone is best used with water-based lubricants to give you the pleasure you desire!
- Harness Compatible: Pair with a compatible harness and ring so you or your partner can enjoy an alien abduction and probing!
- Suction Cup Base: Go hands-free by pressing the base on any flat surface and riding it!
Sometimes the ocean is the only place you feel calm. The deep, blue sea with its endless space reaching out in all directions. The light dancing in the water as you look up from the shallow end of the ocean floor. Everything looks graceful as it floats, suspended in the cold, salty waters. You can hear your heart beating, the steady sound of your breath as you suck in air from the oxygen tank strapped to your back. Luckily, these waters aren't too cold and you're swimming with just your bathing suit on. You came here to see something different, beautiful, colorful. The vibrant reef has hundreds of fish and other sea creatures that gather here to feed and mate. You're looking for something, but you don't know what yet. Finally, you see something waving. Is it an anemone? No, it is too rigid for that. It has a tip and ridges along it that lead down to the ocean floor. It waves gently in the water, moving with the current. You get closer to take a look, but then something bursts from the sand! You can't see anything but something has grabbed hold of you with tentacle arms! It pulls you down towards the tube-like rod and then suddenly, in shock, you are perfectly calm once again. The tentacles have released a numbing agent that makes you feel intoxicated... and aroused. It slides you towards its rod and as the cloud of sand clears you see a mystical sea creature, its eyes huge and its body like that of a fish or a shark. The only colorful part of it is its rod, and it makes you ride it, stroking itself in you and before you know it you're moaning in pleasure so much you're almost forgetting to breathe! With a huge grunt you reach the peak of pleasure and the creature releases itself into you. You shudder, almost passing out from the intensity of it, and the creature releases its grasp. As you float to the surface, half-conscious, you wonder... was this even real?
Aqua-Cock Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Dildo Specs:
- Measurements: Overall length: 7.6 inches.
- Insertable length: 6.5 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.5 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches
- Silicone
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2014
★★★★★ 1
Poor quality. Very disappointing
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The product said in good shape. This is not good shape. Product is damaged and held together by tape
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2022
★★★★★ 4
Pretty funny
Format: Hardcover
The book gives us a more focused outlook on Chieg Wiggum. Full of its funny moments, I`d recomend this to huge Simpsons fans as it seems the shows writers managed to give us another hit.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2014
★★★★★ 3
Not the best, but not the worst either
Format: Hardcover
By any means not the funniest book in the series, only the one on Krusty the Clown was more un-funny; but still a worthy addition to your collection and, just like all the others from the series providing a retrospective of anecdotes you might have forgotten.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2012
★★★★★ 1
One Star
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The book I received had 3 pages cut out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2014
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