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Octophallus Silicone DildoMy Kinky Octopus Teacher Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on
My Kinky Octopus Teacher
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for the summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long-lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.
Octophallus Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 8.8 inches.
- Insertable length: 7 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Color: Purple, blue
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★★★★★ 5
A charming summer suit
Color: Light Grey, Size: 6, Color: Light Grey, Size: 6
This suit fit true to size. The light grey wasn’t exactly the same as advertised (see photo), but I still really like it. My son felt snazzy in this suit, and he said it was comfortable to wear.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice suit for the price!
Color: Light Grey, Size: 12, Color: Light Grey, Size: 12
This really is a very nice boys suit, especially for the price they are asking. My kids don't wear suits too often, maybe once or twice a year for special occasions so I don't need really expensive suits for them. The material is actually really nice on this. The color looks great and the pieces are sewn nicely. The adjustable waist band is really nice on the pants because my kids are on the slimmer side and this helps with fitting. You can also wear a belt with these if needed. I washed on delicate cycle and dried on delicate cycle a little, then finished by air drying. They washed and dried very nicely with minimal wrinkling. The front pockets are real and useable on these, which isn't always the case with boys suits. Overall would 100% recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Nice looking suit that runs big
Color: Light Grey, Size: 6, Color: Light Grey, Size: 6
This is a beautiful light, gray linen suit size 6. It looks high end and it is a baggy fit, not slim.
This suit is double breasted with a satin lining inside. There are two pockets in the jacket and one small smaller pocket for a handkerchief on the jacket. I did order a size 6 but this fits way too big for a size 6 I’m thinking it was more like a seven or an eight.
The pants have a zipper, which moves very easily and 2 pockets. The Pants have belt loops.
Both the the pants and jacket are longer than normal. My son is tall, so I was really surprised that these are so baggy and so long. I would definitely double check the size. there’s no size chart online so maybe I would go one size down.
It does look like a quality made suit. The sizing is just off.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sharp looking suit!!
Color: Beige, Size: 16
This suit was so sharp on my son! It was comfortable and just the look we wanted. Sizing was true to sizes and the color was just as pictured! Would definitely recommend!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Orange suit
Does not look like the pic. Color not the same
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026